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Script dissected…

Interviewed by (rugby) League Express. I got desperately paranoid as it got nearer, and suddenly found myself brushing up on league positions, made sure I knew the John Kear (FC coach) saga back to front… 

Talkback…

I read, on a press release, that I’m involved in a post-show Sully talkback session on Tuesday, May 23. As good a time as any to come and heckle me, if you’re looking for an… 

Happening…

he publicity wheels really are in motion. Shit, this is happening. 

Back…

Hey! I’m back! It’s been a long day, which actually started at 00.25 Greek time yesterday, when we boarded a bus to the airport to head back home :-(. We got back into Manchester at… 

Blast had…

I’ve just tried googling to find out which twat once said the common sensicle “All good things must come to an end.” I’m not wading through 3million+ sites for conclusive proof. But, whoever it was… 

Volcano…

Wooaaaah! I’m standing in the crater of a volcano, with the curiously hollow sounding surface beneath my feet bubbling away, spewing sulphur. And they reckon this thing is inactive! Amazing, amazing, amazing. I thought I’d… 

Breezy…

Some days, you want to just lay in the sun but the Aegean Sea is so god-damned breezy that you can’t put up with it any longer. We gave it a shot but caved in… 

Sun…

Some days you just lay in the sun, getting a tan, talking to your girlfriend and, generally, feeling great about life, the universe and everything…

German dwarf…

In an effort to get some snaps for use as part of The Worst Seat in the House publicity (Jeez, this is beginning to sound like an advertisement feature!) and get away from a couple… 

Bed collapse…

It’s odd, writing this now, obviously retrospetively, based as it is on a few soon-to-be jaded memories and the odd bullet point scribbled in a book that also contains the basis for what will become…